The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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