My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She's the barista slut.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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