The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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