let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
