Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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