so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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