dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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