whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
