she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
not ubering you a puppy
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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