i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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