ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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