He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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