just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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