If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Congratulations! We have a period
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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