Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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