I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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