Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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