ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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