Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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