I puked a lego.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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