smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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