suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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