p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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