nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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