Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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