guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize
