Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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