Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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