Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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