brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
The ass gains better be worth it
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