This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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