But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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