Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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