I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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