went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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