Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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