I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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