Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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