We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Just cropdusted the office
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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