We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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