worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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