friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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