So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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