i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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