my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
BRING THE BAGELS
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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