found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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