well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So many bounce houses so little time
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
send nudes
from the living room?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize