Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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