And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
All the doctor said was why
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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