I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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