Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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