Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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