Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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